What is the leading cause of car crashes?
What is the fastest way to learn How to survive in a car crash?
A crash course
Blonde girl in a car crash.
Says the paramedic, I think I have a concussion! Paramedic asks,
“How many fingers have I got up?” Blonde replies,
“Oh god, my Pussy’s paralysed too!”
A husband tells his wife about the car crash he got into…
Husband: Hey, I got in a car crash today. I got hurt real bad, I broke my arm and fractured my wrist. I also sprained my ankle and the car nearly exploded! Luckily Lucy pulled me out of the car just before it exploded. I spent a couple of days in hospital but I’m fine now.
Wife: Who’s Lucy?