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What is the leading cause of car crashes?

Cars!!

What is the fastest way to learn How to survive in a car crash?

A crash course

Blonde girl in a car crash.

Says the paramedic, I think I have a concussion! Paramedic asks,

“How many fingers have I got up?” Blonde replies,

“Oh god, my Pussy’s paralysed too!”

A husband tells his wife about the car crash he got into…

Husband: Hey, I got in a car crash today. I got hurt real bad, I broke my arm and fractured my wrist. I also sprained my ankle and the car nearly exploded! Luckily Lucy pulled me out of the car just before it exploded. I spent a couple of days in hospital but I’m fine now.

Wife: Who’s Lucy?

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