Getting on a plane trip today, I told the ticket lady, “Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami.” She said, “We can’t do that!” I told her, How come you cannot? “You did it last week!” Top Hype Jokes book
It was mealtime on an airplane and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like some dinner. “What are my choices?” the passenger asked. “Yes or no,” she replied.
Remember when some guy put a bomb in his shoe and tried to get on an airplane? Now we all have to remove our shoes just to get past security and get on a flight. I wish that had been a woman with a bomb in her bra. Funny prank joke. How to ask a…
