If you lost your girlfriend in the crowd. Kiss any other girl close to you. - Top Hype Jokes

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The teacher asks her class “What is sex?”

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BySviaton May 19, 2021May 19, 2021

Little Jonny stands up and says “sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl’s destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?” and the teacher fainted. Spread the love

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What does BMW stand for?

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BySviaton February 19, 2021February 25, 2021

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Funny short joke. A girlfriend and boyfriend walk in the park

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BySviaton August 4, 2021August 4, 2021

A girlfriend and boyfriend are walking in the park and they see a beautiful girl walking in front of them. The girlfriend says to her boyfriend Do not even try to suck in your stomach! Funniest jokes and Anecdotes Book Of Jokes On AMAZON Spread the love

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My girlfriend told me she’s pregnant which made me cry…

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BySviaton April 4, 2021April 4, 2021

I know what it is like to grow up without a father Spread the love

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“Social Distancing” is a strategy designed to protect you from someone coughing close to you.

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BySviaton March 20, 2021March 22, 2021

So make sure you let everyone know to far cough. Spread the love

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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia

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BySviaton April 30, 2021May 1, 2021

Man: Wait I can explain everything Spread the love

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