Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a $100 bill. Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No, I was standing on it. Spread the love
Little Jonny stands up and says “sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl’s destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?” and the teacher fainted. Spread the love