Uncategorized Just a suggestion if you’re buying a watch on Amazon BySviaton April 5, 2021April 6, 2021 I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it. Spread the love Spread the love
Uncategorized I’m building a dating app exclusively for people working in bars BySviaton May 10, 2021May 10, 2021 look out for BarTinder Spread the love Spread the love
Uncategorized Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia BySviaton April 30, 2021May 1, 2021 Man: Wait I can explain everything Spread the love Spread the love
Uncategorized So my girlfriend and I broke up last year… BySviaton April 4, 2021April 4, 2021 I dont want to say she was fat, but it took 9 months for my memory foam matress to forget her Spread the love Spread the love
Uncategorized What does a rock and a girl have in common? BySviaton May 20, 2021 The flat ones get skipped Spread the love Spread the love
Uncategorized The teacher asks her class “What is sex?” BySviaton May 19, 2021May 19, 2021 Little Jonny stands up and says “sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl’s destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?” and the teacher fainted. Spread the love Spread the love