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BySviaton May 15, 2021May 15, 2021

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What is the one thing that snipers cannot tell their girlfriends?

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BySviaton March 15, 2021March 15, 2021

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Do you know that John got to the hospital?

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BySviaton June 14, 2021June 14, 2021

Do you know that John got to the hospital? Unbelievable I saw him last night with a cute blonde… Yeah his wife also saw… Spread the love

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