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3 inches of snow is enough to fuck Texas

Then why is my girlfriend complaining

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

It’s white and on their land

My girlfriend is like snow.

After I peed on her, she disappeared.

Some kids pee their name in the snow.

Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.

One day, Mickey Mouse wakes up and found a graffiti on the snow written with pee outside his house.

The graffiti wrote “Mickey Sucks”.

The police came, and they told Mickey that there was bad news and even worse news.

The bad news is, the urine is from Goofy.

The worse news is it’s Minnie’s handwriting.

Humour academy 2.0

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