Me:”Hey girl are you a toaster?”
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A German girl married a Spanish man
A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain. She can’t speak Spanish. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt& show her thighs to enable the seller understand her. This went on for sometime. One day she wanted to buy banana. So She took her husband to the…