One day I hope to be a bouillonaire

so they decided to see inside one of their heads. Upon removal of the scalp they found nothing but a piece of string. Confused about their discovery, they cut the string, and the ears fell off.

When they meet each other, they often ask: “knee how?”

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a $100 bill. Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No, I was standing on it.