Uncategorized What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? BySviaton May 4, 2021May 4, 2021 The amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!” The professional thief says, “Sign here please.” Spread the love Spread the love
Uncategorized How do yo get a farm girl to like you? BySviaton May 7, 2021May 7, 2021 A tractor Spread the love Spread the love
Uncategorized A priest, a nun and some random dude walks into a bar BySviaton May 17, 2021May 17, 2021 They ask for a few coronas, hurricanes, and fireballs. The bartender says “that’ll be 2020” Spread the love Spread the love
Uncategorized The brain is the most important organ in your body BySviaton May 8, 2021May 8, 2021 According to the brain Spread the love Spread the love
Uncategorized If you step on someone’s foot they open their mouth BySviaton March 5, 2021March 6, 2021 Spread the love Spread the love
Uncategorized I joined a gym and asked the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use? BySviaton May 6, 2021May 6, 2021 ” He said, “Try the ATM outside.” Spread the love Spread the love