Piece of cake Spread the love

so they decided to see inside one of their heads. Upon removal of the scalp they found nothing but a piece of string. Confused about their discovery, they cut the string, and the ears fell off. Spread the love

The lady says, “Come Again!” The blonde says, “No, it’s toothpaste this time.” Spread the love

A teapot Spread the love

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a $100 bill. Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No, I was standing on it. Spread the love

So now I’m sitting in the park laughing at all the runners. Spread the love