We’ve got 101 bug jokes that are so funny that they’ll have you laughing harder than a mosquito at a blood drive. From beetle banter to butterfly belly laughs, these puns are crawling with comedy. Just don’t read this while eating—unless you like snorting lemonade through your nose.
101 Bug Jokes That’ll Have You Crawling with Laughter
- Why don’t ants ever get sick? Because they have tiny anty-bodies!
- Ants never get into debt… because they always pay with their tiny cents.
- What’s an ant’s favorite dance? The jitterbug!
- What did the ant say when it ran into its ex? “Well, this is awk-ant.”
- Why did the ant bring a suitcase? It was going on a bug-ness trip.
- How do ants email each other? Through ant-ernet.
- What do ants use to smell good? De-ant-o-rant.
- What’s an ant’s favorite music? Ant-hem rock.
- Where do ants store their snacks? In their ant-ique cabinets.
- Why did the ant fail the test? Too many mis-ant-ers.
- What do ants read for fun? Ant-thologies.
- Why was the ant sitting on the computer? It was browsing the web.
- What did the ant say to the sugar cube? “You complete me.”
- Why don’t ants take selfies? Too many photobugs.
- How do ants measure things? In micro-ant-ers.
- What’s an ant’s least favorite weather? Ant-arctica.
- Why did the ant become a stand-up comedian? It had great delivery.
- What’s a group of philosophical ants called? Contempl-ants.
101 Bug Jokes to Keep You Smiling All Day, No Exterminator Needed
21. Why did the bee get married? He found his honey.
23. What’s a bee’s favorite sport? Rug-bee.
24. How do bees get to school? On the buzz.
25. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
26. What do you call a bee who can’t make up its mind? A maybee.
27. What’s a bee’s favorite classical composer? Bee-thoven.
28. What do you call a grumpy bee? A cross-pollinator.
30. Why do bees hum? Because they forgot the lyrics.
Bug Out! 101 Insect Jokes That’ll Have You Rolling
32. What do bees say when they’re in love? “You’re my bee-loved.”
33. Why did the bee go to therapy? Too much buzzkill at work.
34. What’s a bee’s favorite movie? The Buzzman Begins.
35. Where do bees go to dance? The buzz club.
36. What does a bee do after a breakup? Hive and cry.
37. How does a bee write a letter? With a buzz pen.
38. What’s a bee’s favorite pickup line? “Are you pollen for me?”
39. What do you call a fashionable bee? Bee-yoncé.
40. Why do bees stay in shape? So they can sting and run.
101 Bug Jokes That’ll Sting You with Laughter
41. Why was the ladybug single? Too picky—always looking for the perfect spot.
42. What did one ladybug say to the other at the party? “Let’s make this night spot-on!”
43. What’s a ladybug’s favorite app? Insta-gramma.
44. Why do ladybugs never get lost? Built-in GPS: Global Pest System.
45. How do ladybugs flirt? They give each other the spotted look.
46. Why did the ladybug cross the road? To get to her date—he was a total lovebug.
47. What’s a lovebug’s favorite love song? “Can’t Stop Beet-lievin’.”
48. Why do lovebugs never argue? They’re always stuck on each other.
49. What did the lovebug say during the proposal? “I’m totally bugging out right now.”
50. Why are ladybugs great comedians? They always land their spots.
101 Bug Jokes That’ll Make You Snort Like a Grasshopper
51. Where do lovebugs go on dates? Buger King.
52. What do lovebugs write in cards? “You make my heart crawl.”
53. What’s a ladybug’s favorite drink? Spot-té.
54. Why don’t ladybugs use dating apps? Too many cat-er-pillars.
55. What do lovebugs sing on Valentine’s Day? “All You Need Is Bug.”
56. Why are ladybugs always calm? Spot-zen.
57. What’s a lovebug’s relationship status? In a clingy situation.
58. What did the lovebug say after a breakup? “He ghosted me like a mayfly!”
59. Why did the ladybug start a podcast? She wanted to spot-light bug life.
60. How do lovebugs say goodbye? “Catch you on the next leaf!”
Humor Academy 2.0 – Where Laughs Are a Mandatory Subject! 🤣🎓
Tired of being the “quiet one” at parties? Sick of your dog judging your knock-knock jokes?
It’s time to upgrade your funny bone at Humor Academy – the only place where a good pun could actually earn you extra credit.
Learn how to crack jokes faster than a squirrel on espresso
Master the art of storytelling, punchlines, and epic comebacks
Turn awkward silences into standing ovations (or at least polite chuckles)
Graduate with honors in LOL-ology and a PhD in ROFL Studies
Warning: Side effects may include increased popularity, contagious laughter, and sudden dance-offs.
🎤✨ Whether you dream of rocking a comedy stage or just want your group chats to go viral, Humor Academy is your one-way ticket to funny-town.
👉 Enroll now — because life’s too short for boring conversations.
Humor Academy: Turning Average Joes into Stand-Up Pros!
101 Bug Jokes That Are Nothing to Snicker-at-ids
61. Why don’t spiders use cell phones? They prefer web calls.
62. What do you call a spider who just got dumped? Spin-gle.
63. What’s a spider’s favorite job? Web designer.
64. Why did the spider break up with the fly? It was too clingy.
65. What do spiders do on the weekend? Surf the web.
66. Why did the spider start a YouTube channel? For viral content.
67. What’s a spider’s dream car? A Bug-atti.
68. What do you call a spider who can sing? A webstar.
69. Why did the spider join a band? Great at string instruments.
70. What did the spider say to its prey? “You’re caught in my drama.”
Fly Into Giggles: 101 Hilarious Bug Jokes
71. What’s a spider’s least favorite song? “No Strings Attached.”
72. Why don’t spiders get stage fright? They’ve got eight legs to stand on.
73. What’s a spider’s workout routine? Spinning class.
74. How do spiders send gifts? With wrapping silk.
75. What’s a spider’s favorite social network? Insta-web.
76. What did the spider major in? Web development.
77. Why don’t spiders gossip? Too many tangled stories.
78. What do you call a spider that can rap? Snoop Webby.
79. Why are spiders good at poker? They’re great bluffers.
80. What’s a spider’s favorite movie genre? Creepy-crawl-ers.
101 Bug Jokes So Good, Even Ants Will Ant-icipate Them
81. What do bugs eat for breakfast? Oat-mealworms.
82. What bug works on Wall Street? A stock roach.
83. Why did the fly get detention? Buzzing during class.
84. What’s a mosquito’s least favorite sport? Slap boxing.
85. How do bugs make friends? They go to group huggings.
86. What do insects do after work? Hit the larva lounge.
87. What’s a roach’s favorite TV show? Breaking Bug.
88. Why was the caterpillar always confused? He had identity molts.
89. What do fireflies bring to parties? The light show.
90. Why don’t flies ever get invited? They’re always bugging people.
Buzz, Giggle, Repeat: 101 Jokes for Bug Lovers
91. What do you call an optimistic bug? A hop-timist.
92. What bug is terrible at hiding? A glow-worm.
93. What’s a bug’s favorite video game? Bugsnax.
94. What’s a bug’s favorite type of vacation? Staycrawls.
95. What did the stink bug say on a date? “I hope you’re not sensitive to aromas.”
96. What did the bug say when it won the lottery? “I’m living larva loca!”
97. How do flies throw shade? In buzzwords.
98. What’s a moth’s favorite clothing store? The Gap.
99. What do bugs write in diaries? “Dear Log…”
100. What’s a bug’s favorite social platform? Tikk-Tikk.
Spiders, Ants, and Jokes – Oh My! 101 Bug Laughs
101. I tried to start a bug circus. It was infested with talent.
102. My pet fly left me. He said I was too controlling.
103. I told my ant to get a job—now she’s a corporate drone.
104. I stepped on a bug. I feel like a real heel.
105. My roach roommate is way too chill—he literally never leaves.
106. I adopted a ladybug. She brought all her roommates.
107. I caught a moth in my closet—guess he was shopping.
108. My mosquito therapist told me I’m too drawn to toxic people.
110. I went to a bug poetry slam—it was deep. Real deep.
101 Reasons Bugs Are Funnier Than Your Cousin’s Jokes
111. Tried a bug diet. Lost weight and all my friends.
113. Flies don’t need therapy, they just need windows.
114. My ladybug is now an influencer. #SpotLife
115. My ant started a podcast. It’s all work, no play.
116. I hired a bug DJ. Now it’s a real rave-nest.
117. My housefly plays piano. But only Chopin.
118. That cricket bombed at comedy night. No surprise.
119. I walked into a bug bar. Got stung with the tab.
120. The aphid told me, “Don’t bug me, I’m evolving.”
Hop Into Humor: 101 Bug Jokes That Leap Off the Page
Wow, you made it through all 101 jokes? That’s no small feat. You’ve officially earned the title of Certified Laughroach.
We hope these buggy gags lifted your spirits, brightened your day, and maybe even made your pet spider do a happy dance (they’re very subtle about it). If not, we’ll try harder next time—we don’t want to get exterminated from your joke list.