One Liners Jokes

Do you know that John got to the hospital?  Unbelievable I saw him last night with a cute blonde… Yeah his wife also saw… Spread the love

Girl is your butt made of water? Because it is tubig Spread the love

The interviewer said “We are looking for shop seller, but i need to test your skills.” He gave her a pen and said “sell me this pen” She puts in between her boobs… Spread the love

The flat ones get skipped Spread the love

Santa says: “Ok call me your mother!” Spread the love

Piece of cake Spread the love

You can turn it off whenever you want Spread the love

Little Jonny stands up and says “sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl’s destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?” and the teacher fainted. Spread the love