One Liners Jokes

It’s called Pokermon

Two days later, the mailman, a neighbor and the pizza delivery guy were found dead.

Were hoping it doesn’t reach video folder…

I don’t know why, but they seem shady

Damn!! Which one?

Just gimme the good news bro.The air bags in your car worked perfectly

Guy at the airport: Nationality? German dude: German Guy at the airport: Occupation? German dude: Nein, nein, only vacation

“See that tree over there?” “Yeah” “Well, I didn’t”

They ask for a few coronas, hurricanes, and fireballs. The bartender says “that’ll be 2020”

What will happen if i pulled the plug when you are in the middle of your game. The boyfriend replied. I will treasure the time with you, deepen our relationship, so that one day we can get married. Have 1 or 2 kids in our happy family and grow old together. And when we are…