For sale joke

Dog for sale joke

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A guy saw a sign in front of the house “Talking Dog for sale” he got curious, knock on the door and walk-in. In front of him, he saw a dog. A guy asks a dog: What did you do? Why do they want to sell you? Dog answers: I lived in the Mountains and…

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Luxury yacht joke

Luxury yacht joke

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A professor was travelling by Luxury Yacht and he asked a sailor: Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Physiology? Sailor said no. What do you know on this Earth? Stupidology After a while, a boat starts sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor: Do you know Swimming`ology from Sharkology? The Professor said no. Sailor replied: Well…

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Car crash jokes

Car crash jokes

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What is the leading cause of car crashes? Cars!! What is the fastest way to learn How to survive in a car crash? A crash course Blonde girl in a car crash. Says the paramedic, I think I have a concussion! Paramedic asks, “How many fingers have I got up?” Blonde replies, “Oh god, my…

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Pandemic joke

Pandemic joke

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If the 2021 pandemic is true and everyone is wearing masks, then what else could be true? Summer 2022 is an intestinal virus pandemic and we all wear diapers ??? Discussing how good was in 2020? Humor academy 2.0 Spread the love

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Snow jokes

Top 5 Snow jokes

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3 inches of snow is enough to fuck Texas Then why is my girlfriend complaining Why do Native Americans hate snow? It’s white and on their land My girlfriend is like snow. After I peed on her, she disappeared. Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete….

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Bald joke

A bald guy walks into a Barbershop. Bald joke

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A bald guy walks into a Barbershop and looks at a luxury hairstyle of a barber Here are 1000 bucks for you and I want my hair like yours, said the client The barber looks doubtfully at himself in the mirror, then at the client’s shiny bald head, then at a thousand dollars, again at…

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