101 Chevy Jokes to make you Smile
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If you’ve ever owned, ridden in, or passed by a Chevy and thought, “Is it supposed to make that noise?”, this Chevy jokes book is for you.

101 Chevy Jokes to Jumpstart Your Smile

Funny Chevy Jokes to Jumpstart Your Smile

  1. Why did the Chevy bring an umbrella? In case it started leaking oil.
  2. A Chevy and a miracle: both hard to believe in.
  3. Chevy’s idea of off-road? Parking on grass.
  4. You don’t drive a Chevy, you survive it.
  5. What’s a Chevy’s favorite yoga pose? Downward breakdown.
  6. Chevy: because everyone deserves to practice patience.
  7. Friends don’t let friends drive Chevys… unless they’re mad at them.
  8. How do you make a Chevy go faster? Push it downhill.
  9. Why did the Chevy cross the road? To get to the repair shop.
  10. A Chevy owner’s favorite app? AAA.
  11. Chevys are like bad dates: loud, unreliable, and embarrassing in public.
  12. Chevy: where “Check Engine” is more of a suggestion than a warning.
  13. I asked Siri to define “disappointment” — she pulled up a picture of a Chevy.
  14. What’s faster than a Chevy? Anything with legs.
  15. What’s a Chevy’s favorite exercise? Jump-starts.

Hilarious Chevy Jokes: Built for Laughs, Not for Speed

  1. Chevys have two speeds: “almost moving” and “waiting for a tow.”
  2. My Chevy and I have a love-hate relationship: I love walking and it hates driving.
  3. Why don’t Chevy drivers ever get lost? Their car breaks down before they can.
  4. If Chevy made airplanes, would you fly one? Didn’t think so.
  5. Why do Chevy owners always carry duct tape? It’s the official Chevy accessory.
  6. Chevy: Putting the “try” in “trying to start.”
  7. A Chevy warranty is basically a bet you’ll need it.
  8. What’s the Chevy motto? “Built to coast downhill.”
  9. How do you turn a Chevy into a luxury car? Park it next to a dumpster.
  10. Why do Chevys have heated tailgates? So the owners can stay warm while waiting for the tow truck.
  11. Driving a Chevy builds character. And strong leg muscles from all the pushing.
  12. Chevy drivers don’t wear seat belts — they want to be thrown clear during breakdowns.
  13. Life’s too short to drive a boring car. Or a Chevy.
  14. What’s the most reliable part of a Chevy? The radio.
  15. Why are Chevy engines like bad coffee? They leave a bitter taste and run out fast.
101 Times Chevys Made Us Laugh Instead of Drive

101 Times Chevys Made Us Laugh Instead of Drive

  1. Chevy owners have trust issues… with their car.
  2. A Chevy is the perfect car for people who love surprises… and repairs.
  3. Why are Chevys like bad tattoos? Seemed like a good idea at the time.
  4. Chevy owners experience Stockholm Syndrome: they start loving their captor.
  5. I put a spoiler on my Chevy… now it breaks down faster.
  6. Chevy is short for “Chev-you-might-wanna-walk.”
  7. Why do Chevy owners always wave at each other? They’re warning each other about what’s ahead.
  8. What’s a Chevy’s best feature? The for-sale sign.
  9. Chevy’s slogan should be: “Maybe you’ll make it.”

101 Chevy Jokes You’ll Love More Than Your Tow Truck Driver

  1. What’s the difference between a Chevy and a paperweight? Nothing. Both are stationary.
  2. What’s a Chevy’s favorite holiday? April Fool’s Day.
  3. I bought a Chevy for peace and quiet — it never runs.
  4. Chevys are like old dogs — cute, but you’re not going far.
  5. When my Chevy finally started, I almost cried. Then it stalled.
  6. Chevys are great if you like long walks… home.
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Hilarious Chevy Jokes That Start Every Time

  1. I entered my Chevy in a demolition derby… and won Best Decoration.
  2. A Chevy’s engine light is basically its heartbeat.
  3. Chevy’s secret feature: Humility training.
  4. If laughter is the best medicine, Chevy drivers must be the healthiest people alive.
  5. What’s the unofficial Chevy anthem? “Fix You” by Coldplay.
  6. Chevy: Turning gas into regret since 1911.
  7. What does Chevy stand for? “Can’t Handle Every Vehicle Yearly.”
  8. Chevy’s idea of luxury: a cup holder that doesn’t fall off.
  9. What’s a Chevy owner’s dream vacation? A free rental… anything else.
  10. If you see a Chevy coming, don’t worry — you have time.
  11. Chevy makes great lawn ornaments.
  12. The only thing slower than a Chevy is DMV service.
  13. Chevy owners are experts at making lemonade… they have to.
  14. Why are Chevys so quiet? They’re always off.
  15. A Chevy and a turtle race. The turtle won — backwards.
101 Chevy Jokes to Keep You Rolling

Chevy Jokes to Keep You Rolling (Even if Your Car Won’t)

  1. What’s a Chevy’s idea of sport mode? Rolling down a hill.
  2. If you want excitement, ride a rollercoaster. If you want anxiety, drive a Chevy.
  3. Every time my Chevy starts, I call it a miracle.
  4. Chevy owners know three things well: patience, public transportation, and prayer.
  5. Chevys are like puzzles: always missing a few key pieces.
  6. A Chevy’s resale value? Sentimental at best.
  7. Chevy’s slogan: “Bringing people together at repair shops.”
  8. What’s a Chevy’s favorite band? Limp Bizkit — because it keeps “Breakin’ Stuff.”
  9. What’s cheaper than fixing a Chevy? Buying a bike.
  10. When I revved my Chevy, someone called an ambulance… for the car.
  11. Chevy makes time travelers: you’ll spend hours stuck in the past.
  12. How to upgrade a Chevy? Trade it.
  13. Chevy stands for: “Cheap Heap Every Vehicle Yearly.”
  14. Chevy owners love challenges… they face one every morning.
  15. Chevy’s GPS should just say, “Good luck.”

101 Jokes Only a Chevy Owner Could Truly Appreciate

  1. Why don’t Chevys have rear-view cameras? No need — they’re not moving anyway.
  2. Chevy should sponsor marathons — their cars already make people walk.
  3. Life is a highway… unless you’re in a Chevy. Then it’s a sidewalk.
  4. My Chevy doesn’t leak oil; it marks its territory.
  5. A Chevy and a flat tire are basically the same thing.
  6. Chevy: Keeping mechanics employed for generations.
  7. Chevy invented the anti-theft device: it’s the engine.
  8. My Chevy has a great alarm system — it won’t even start.
  9. Chevy’s favorite dance? The breakdown boogie.
  10. My Chevy taught me patience, resilience, and how to call for help.
  11. What’s a Chevy’s natural predator? A steep hill.
  12. Chevy: The car that puts the “cry” in “cruise.”
  13. Chevy: Perfect for people who love surprises… and walking.
  14. What do you call a Chevy with brakes? Fiction.
  15. My Chevy’s Bluetooth connection is faster than the car itself.
101 Times a Chevy Broke Down… Into Laughter

101 Times a Chevy Broke Down… Into Laughter

  1. Chevy: Home of the world’s slowest drag race.
  2. Chevy owners develop a sixth sense: finding auto shops.
  3. When my Chevy makes a new sound, I assume it’s learning a new language.
  4. Chevy should sell their cars with free therapy sessions.
  5. How do you outpace a Chevy? Jog.
  6. Chevy: Specializing in scenic walks.
  7. I thought my Chevy was possessed. Turns out, it’s just a Chevy.
  8. A Chevy on a long trip is basically a two-part adventure: breaking down and hitchhiking.
  9. What’s the fastest part of a Chevy? The depreciation.
  10. Chevys are like onions: They make you cry.

101 Chevy Jokes: Guaranteed to Outlast Your Transmission

  1. What’s the most durable part of a Chevy? The hood ornament.
  2. Chevy’s version of “Drive-Thru”? Push-Thru.
  3. Every Chevy should come with a complimentary bicycle.
  4. Chevy: Bringing people closer to public transportation since forever.
  5. What’s more reliable than a Chevy? A coin toss.
  6. My Chevy has so many warning lights, it looks like a Christmas tree.
  7. Chevy: Inspiring more joggers every day.
  8. What’s slower than a parked Chevy? Two parked Chevys racing.
  9. Chevys are proof that gravity always wins.
  10. Chevy should have a loyalty program: the more you tow it, the more discounts you get.
101 Chevy Jokes to Tow You Out of a Bad Mood

101 Chevy Jokes to Tow You Out of a Bad Mood

We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve pushed a few broken-down dreams uphill together.
Remember, life is short — but Chevy repair bills are long — so you might as well keep laughing!
Whether your Chevy’s purring like a kitten or coughing like a 90-year-old smoker, you’ve officially earned the title of Certified Chevy Comedian.