Gather ‘round, marshmallows in hand—because we’re roasting more than just snacks tonight! These 101 fire jokes are packed with enough heat to keep the whole campsite laughing. Whether you’re a dad joke connoisseur, a pun lover, or just in need of a warm laugh, we’ve got you covered. Let’s get lit… with laughter!

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These 101 Fire Jokes Are Blazing with Laughter

1. I tried to light a candle with a flamethrower… now I own a new house.
2. Firefighters are the only people who rush into a burning building yelling “Let’s cool it down in here!”
3. I told my oven a joke. It didn’t laugh… it just roasted me.
4. I dated a pyromaniac once—our love flamed out fast.
5. You know you’re hot when you set off the fire alarm just by entering the room.
6. I like my coffee like my fire: strong, dark, and possibly dangerous.
7. Fire is like gossip—starts small, spreads fast, and someone always gets burned.
8. I got fired from the match factory for burning bridges.
9. I downloaded a fire app. Now my phone’s just… smoke signals.

These Fire Jokes Are Too Hot to Handle

1. That new lighter? Total gaslighter.
2. I told the matchstick it had potential. Now it’s got a big head.
3. I asked my fireplace for advice. It told me to stay lit.
4. Fire drills are just adult hide-and-seek with alarms.
5. I insulted a fire hydrant—it got hosed.
6. I brought marshmallows to a house fire. Too soon?
7. Firemen don’t do yoga… but they’re great at “stop, drop, and pose.”
8. Fire safety tip: never roast your boss, even if they’re being a flaming idiot.
9. My mixtape was so hot, it called the fire department on itself.

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Campfire Chuckles Will Warm You Up

21. I tried to tell a joke around the campfire… but it flamed out.
22. Why did the campfire apply for a job? It wanted to earn some smoke change.
23. Campfires are nature’s way of saying, “Let’s burn stuff and bond.”
24. I asked the fire for a date… it gave me a cold shoulder.
25. Campfire food: where taste goes to die and marshmallows go to heaven.
26. If firewood could talk, it’d scream.
27. We played “Truth or Fire.” Spoiler: Everyone ended up roasted.
28. The only thing hotter than the campfire is the mosquito situation.
29. Why do campers love fire? Because it’s the only thing that doesn’t ghost them.
30. I said I needed a spark in my life. The forest disagreed.

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These 101 Fire Jokes Are Absolute Flame

31. Fire is the original influencer—it went viral first.
32. If fire were a person, it’d definitely be a redhead with attitude.
33. Tinder was invented by firewood.
34. I lit a scented candle and summoned the fire spirit of cinnamon rage.
35. Fire: the only thing that’s both romantic and deadly.
36. My sunburn called and said it’s starting a fire union.
37. Firefighters are proof that running toward problems can be heroic.
38. Who needs fireworks when your neighbor barbecues with napalm?

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High Levels of Comedy Heat Ahead Firefighter Funnies

41. Why don’t firefighters ever get cold? Because they’re always around something hot.
42. Firefighters have two speeds: calm and hold-my-hose.
43. I asked a firefighter if they were single. They said, “Only if you’re burning for me.”
44. Firemen: making “extinguished” look sexy since forever.
45. Firefighters are basically smoke whisperers.
46. You know it’s serious when the Dalmatian stops wagging.
47. Firefighters don’t sweat—they steam.
48. I tried to become a firefighter, but my resume went up in smoke.
49. What’s a firefighter’s favorite game? Flame of Thrones.
50. “How do I look?” “Like you need to stop, drop, and roll into a better outfit.”

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Campfire Cracking: 101 Jokes Hotter Than Your Marshmallow

51. She burned me harder than a summer sidewalk.
52. That roast was so savage, the fire called HR.
53. I got burned in the friendzone. Again.
54. Your comebacks are like cold ashes—too late and not impressive.
55. That insult was hotter than jalapeños on a grill.
56. I burned my toast and my self-esteem in one morning.
57. My last date was so bad, even the candle gave up and went out.
58. Burn so bright, they mistake you for a wildfire.
59. The roast was so intense, I smelled ego smoke.
60. I came, I saw, I caught fire.

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Add These 101 Fire Jokes to Your Camping Survival Kit

61. Why did the fire fail chemistry? It couldn’t handle the reactions.
62. I asked my science teacher about fire. Now I’m banned from the lab.
63. I did my fire experiment. Now my homework’s truly gone.
64. Why did the fire skip math class? It couldn’t deal with cool numbers.
65. School taught me about fire safety. My kitchen taught me again.
66. Stop, drop, and re-study.
67. Why did the match get expelled? It had a short temper.
68. I made a Bunsen burner cry. I told it I preferred candles.

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101 Firefighter-Approved Jokes to Spark a Smile

71. The smoke alarm and I are in a toxic relationship.
72. I told Alexa to make things warmer… now the microwave’s on fire.
73. Fire is nature’s way of saying “Oops.”
74. I tried to toast bread with a hairdryer. Science disagrees.
75. My kitchen’s so bad, even fire refuses to show up.
76. They told me to add spice to life. I added gasoline.
77. That candle lit itself. I think my house is haunted… by arson.
78. The grill and I are in a constant custody battle over the burgers.
79. If fire had a catchphrase, it’d be “Hold my gas.”

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Hot & Heavy Relationship Jokes Are So Funny

81. Our love was like a fire—hot, wild, and ended with property damage.
82. She said I was too intense. I said, “Girl, I’m literally flaming.”
83. He was a fire sign. I was a fire hazard. It was doomed.
84. Tinder dates: where hope meets arson.
85. You’re the spark that burned down my heart… and my mailbox.
86. Love me like a matchstick—briefly and then ghost me.
87. I didn’t get dumped—I got fire extinguished.
88. We were hot together… now it’s just ashes and pizza rolls.
89. Her passion was like fire. Dangerous, fast, and smelled like smoke.
90. I fell for her like dry wood in July.

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These Fire Jokes Burn So Good

91. Katniss Everdeen called. She wants her flames back.
92. The Fire Nation didn’t attack. I just left the oven on.
93. My mixtape brought more heat than Daenerys’ dragons.
94. Elsa and I had a falling out. She’s too chill for me.
95. I challenge you to a fire-off, DJ Khaled!
96. I asked Ed Sheeran how to deal with fire—he said, “Play with it.”
97. My playlist is so fire, Spotify melted.
98. Even Hunger Games couldn’t match my grill skills.
99. My fashion’s so hot, my clothes filed an insurance claim.
100. If Taylor Swift wrote about fire, it’d be called “Burn it Off.”

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101 Rapid-Fire Giggles You Didn’t Know You Needed

101. I met a firefighter on Tinder. Instant spark.
102. My barbecue’s so bad, even the coals called 911.
103. Fire: the original notification bell.
104. I got roasted… by my grandma.
105. That fire was brighter than my future.
106. I said I’d bring the heat. Now I’m banned from the sauna.
107. Got a new grill. Now I’m emotionally well-done.
108. If you can’t take the heat, hire someone else to cook.
109. I took a hot bath… and boiled like pasta.
110. Ever hugged a sunburn? Now that’s true pain.
111. Tried to warm up by lighting my problems on fire. Now I have more problems.
112. Fire makes s’mores. Fire also makes regrets.
113. I lit up the dance floor—literally.
114. Fire: ruining forests and friendships since forever.

Fire Jokes So Lit They Broke the Internet

101. Firemen don’t retire—they just cool down.
102. Fire: humanity’s oldest excuse to party.
103. I told my boss I was fired. He said, “No, you’re just flamin’ lazy.”
104. That grill’s got commitment issues—it never stays lit.
105. Tried to flirt with a firefighter. I got hosed.
106. My fireplace has more personality than my ex.
107. I asked Siri how to make fire. She sent fire trucks.
108. I used to be cool… then summer happened.
109. My hair straightener and I are in a toxic heat-based relationship.
110. I burned the midnight oil… and the carpet.
111. That fire alarm has commitment—it won’t shut up.
112. I tried a fire dance. Now I’m bald.
113. Fire in the hole? Nah, just my life.
114. I’m fire-resistant—emotionally.
115. Ever seen a fire cry? It was raining.

Viral Vibes: 101 Fire Jokes for Your Group Chat

101. If you can’t take the burn, don’t roast.
102. My inner flame is a chaotic bonfire.
103. Firefighters hate candles with a passion.
104. I didn’t start the fire… but I may have encouraged it.
105. I dream of fire. Mostly because I left the stove on.
106. That bonfire and I have chemistry.
107. I’m not flammable. I’m fabulous.
108. When life gives you fire… make s’mores.
109. I breathe fire—after eating spicy tacos.
110. They said I was lit. I took it too literally.

101 Jokes So Warm Even Grandma Will Laugh

101. Fire’s motto: Burn now, regret later.
102. My mixtape’s so hot, it caused climate change.
103. Fire doesn’t sleep. It just smolders.
104. That spark was not romantic—it was electrical.
105. Me vs fire: I have more burnouts.
106. Life’s better with a little flame.
107. I’m just a human matchstick—here for a short, hot time.
108. Final thoughts? Stay hot, stay safe, and keep roasting responsibly.

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From sparks to full-blown laugh fires, we hope these 101 jokes kept you warm and entertained. Whether you’re by a firepit or just fighting a boring afternoon, come back anytime—you bring the marshmallows, we’ll bring the punchlines.

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