101 GTA 6 jokes to make you smile
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Still waiting for GTA 6? So are we. While Rockstar takes their sweet time, we cooked up 101 GTA 6 jokes to keep you laughing until the release, whenever that may be. Buckle up, these punchlines hit harder than a five-star police chase.

101 GTA 6 Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Harder Than a Five-Star Chase

101 GTA 6 Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Harder Than a Five-Star Chase

  1. GTA 6 is taking so long to release, I aged out of the target demographic.
  2. GTA 6’s release date is like a mirage—always on the horizon, never arriving.
  3. I’ve had relationships shorter than the wait for GTA
  4. At this rate, GTA 6 will be a launch title for the PlayStation 10.
  5. Waiting for GTA 6 is the real-life version of a fetch quest.
  6. By the time GTA 6 releases, we’ll be in a real dystopian future.
  7. GTA 6 is so delayed, it’s eligible for a senior citizen discount.

GTA 6: The Characters Memes & Jokes Are Criminally Funny

  1. GTA 6’s protagonist is so mysterious that even Rockstar hasn’t met them yet.
  2. The new character in GTA 6 is rumored to be a retired Uber driver.
  3. GTA 6’s main character has a side hustle as a meme curator.
  4. In GTA 6, you can finally play as the NPC who always gets hit by cars.
  5. GTA 6 introduces a character whose only mission is to find a parking spot.
  6. The new GTA 6 character is so broke, they rob banks to pay off student loans.
  7. GTA 6’s protagonist is the first to have a therapist on speed dial.
  8. In GTA 6, your character’s biggest enemy is their own procrastination.
  9. GTA 6 features a character who can’t drive but insists on car chases.
  10. The main character in GTA 6 is allergic to bullets—good luck!
GTA 6: The World Jokes So Accurate They Feel Like Leaks

GTA 6: The World Jokes So Accurate They Feel Like Leaks

  1. In GTA 6, you can get lost in the map and find yourself in another game.
  2. The world in GTA 6 is so detailed, NPCs have their own social media drama.
  3. GTA 6’s city has traffic jams that rival real life.
  4. GTA 6’s world is so immersive, you forget you’re playing a game.
  5. The map in GTA 6 is so vast, it requires a GPS degree to navigate.
  6. In GTA 6, you can attend virtual therapy sessions for your character.
  7. GTA 6’s world includes a coffee shop where NPCs discuss the game’s delays.
  8. The city in GTA 6 is so realistic, it has its own housing crisis.

GTA 6: The Law Jokes You Can’t Unhear (Hilarious & Slightly Illegal)

  1. In GTA 6, the cops are so advanced, they send you a calendar invite for your arrest.
  2. GTA 6’s police force has drones that chase you while live-streaming.
  3. In GTA 6, getting a wanted level means your face appears on NPCs’ phones.
  4. The cops in GTA 6 are so strict, they ticket you for jaywalking in-game.
  5. GTA 6 introduces a new feature: court trials for your in-game crimes.
  6. The law in GTA 6 is so realistic, you need a lawyer NPC to get out of trouble.
  7. GTA 6’s police have a zero-tolerance policy for bad driving—good luck!
  8. In GTA 6, the cops use social media to track your character’s movements.
  9. The police in GTA 6 have their own reality show: “Cops of Vice City.”
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GTA 6 Jokes So Accurate They Feel Like Leaks

  1. GTA 6’s economy is so realistic, your character has to file taxes.
  2. In GTA 6, inflation affects the price of in-game snacks.
  3. GTA 6 introduces a stock market that’s more volatile than real life.
  4. Your character in GTA 6 can invest in virtual real estate bubbles.
  5. In GTA 6, you can take out a mortgage and regret it instantly.
  6. GTA 6’s economy is so detailed, there’s a black market for in-game items.
  7. In GTA 6, your character can experience a mid-life financial crisis.
  8. Your character in GTA 6 can start a pyramid scheme—good luck recruiting!
  9. In GTA 6, you can invest in a startup that inevitably fails.

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GTA 6: Gameplay Mechanics Jokes to Survive the Wait Until Release Day

  1. GTA 6’s driving mechanics are so realistic, you fail your in-game driving test.
  2. In GTA 6, your character gets tired from running—time to hit the gym!
  3. In GTA 6, you can customize your character’s anxiety levels.
  4. GTA 6 introduces a feature where your character can get stuck in traffic.
  5. In GTA 6, your character can develop phobias—good luck with heights!
  6. GTA 6’s combat system is so advanced, you need a tutorial for the tutorial.
  7. In GTA 6, you can accidentally delete your save file—oops!
Funniest GTA 6 Jokes the Internet Can’t Stop Sharing

Funniest GTA 6 Jokes the Internet Can’t Stop Sharing

  1. GTA 6 satirizes influencer culture by making your character go viral for the wrong reasons.
  2. In GTA 6, NPCs argue about pineapple on pizza.
  3. GTA 6’s news channels report on your in-game antics with sensational headlines.
  4. In GTA 6, your character can become a meme within the game world.
  5. GTA 6 introduces a feature where NPCs protest your character’s actions.
  6. In GTA 6, your character can run for mayor—good luck with the debates!
  7. In GTA 6, your character can host a podcast that no one listens to.
  8. GTA 6’s world includes a parody of reality TV shows starring NPCs.
  9. In GTA 6, your character can write a tell-all book about their crimes.

GTA 6 Florida Man Jokes That Perfectly Sum Up the Vibe

  1. In GTA 6, you can play as “Florida Man” and cause chaos with a lawn chair and fireworks.
  2. In GTA 6, you can wrestle alligators for side quests.
  3. In GTA 6, you can start a cult that worships the sun.
  1. In GTA 6, you can start a cult that worships the sun—daily offerings: sunglasses and SPF 100.
  2. In GTA 6, the most dangerous weapon isn’t a gun—it’s a rabid raccoon sidekick.
  3. GTA 6 lets you throw iguanas like grenades. Florida Man approved.
  4. One GTA 6 mission has you break into an alligator’s birthday party… dressed as a piñata.
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These GTA 6 Jokes Hit Harder Than a Rocket Launcher

  1. GTA 6 is so advanced, even the bugs have backstories.
  2. In GTA 6, if you T-pose long enough, NPCs start worshiping you.
  3. GTA 6 has one bug where your car moonwalks—Michael Jackson would be proud.
  4. GTA 6’s realism is insane. I got a parking ticket… in real life.
  5. Accidentally sneezed during character creation—now I play as a sentient nose.
  6. In GTA 6, there’s a mission where you infiltrate Rockstar HQ to find the actual release date.
  7. One side mission in GTA 6 is just you trying to unsubscribe from NPC spam emails.
  8. I crashed into a tree in GTA 6 and got invited to join a lumberjack cult.
  9. GTA 6 is the only game where you can rage-quit and still owe in-game alimony.

Social Life & NPC GTA 6 Jokes to Send to Your Getaway Driver

  1. In GTA 6, NPCs ghost you harder than your high school crush.
  2. GTA 6’s dating mechanic includes awkward first dates and mutual trauma bonding.
  3. I friended an NPC in GTA 6… now he won’t stop texting “u up?”
  4. In GTA 6, the barista NPC judges you for ordering decaf.
  5. One NPC in GTA 6 thinks he’s in Red Dead Redemption and only travels by horse.
  6. I hired an NPC as a getaway driver. He took an Uber to the heist.
  7. The NPC yoga instructor in GTA 6 keeps interrupting gunfights to correct your breathing.
  8. In GTA 6, you can accidentally join a pyramid scheme while buying snacks.
  9. Some NPCs now have side hustles and ask if you’ve “heard about crypto?”
  10. You can ghost an NPC in GTA 6—and they still find you on a revenge arc.
Funniest GTA 6 Fan Jokes That Feel Way Too Real

Funniest GTA 6 Fan Jokes That Feel Way Too Real

  1. GTA 6 introduces a new weapon: your crippling self-doubt.
  2. One mission in GTA 6 gives you a slingshot and says, “Good luck, champ.”
  3. In GTA 6, you can attack with sarcasm—critical hit to NPC ego.
  4. The most powerful weapon in GTA 6? An unsolicited opinion on pineapple pizza.
  5. I disarmed a guy in GTA 6 by quoting his tweets from 2011.
  6. GTA 6 lets you customize guns with stickers that say “pew pew.”
  7. There’s a side quest where you battle a mime gang—with invisible weapons.
  8. GTA 6 adds realistic bullet physics—so you always hit the one thing you didn’t mean to.
  9. In GTA 6, you can throw cheese wheels instead of grenades. It’s oddly effective.

GTA 6: Online Mode The 101 Best GTA 6 Jokes to Break the Internet

  1. GTA 6 Online includes a mode where you work an actual 9-to-5 job. No respawns.
  2. My GTA 6 Online crew meets weekly to discuss taxes and carpool options.
  3. One GTA 6 Online update lets you start an influencer war. Followers are ammo.
  4. GTA 6 Online now includes mandatory HR training for your criminal empire.
  5. I got banned from GTA 6 Online for trying to unionize NPCs.
  6. GTA 6 Online lets you adopt a cat that becomes the most wanted in 12 states.
  7. I robbed a bank in GTA 6 Online and someone left a Yelp review: “Too slow, 3/5 stars.”
  8. GTA 6 Online added a feature where your enemies subtweet you.
  9. There’s a bug in GTA 6 Online where your getaway driver stops for snacks.
  10. GTA 6 Online’s battle royale mode is just 100 Florida Men fighting over a jet ski.
GTA 6 Comedy Mode: 101 Jokes to Unlock Laughter Achievements

GTA 6 Comedy Mode: 101 Jokes to Unlock Laughter Achievements

And there you have it—101 GTA 6 jokes, fresher than a new cheat code drop. If you cracked a smile, hit that like button harder than a five-star getaway. Until Rockstar finally releases the game, we’ll be right here… making jokes and dodging NPCs.