101 jokes about lists to make you smile
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Welcome to the only list you’ll actually want to finish—
“101 Jokes About Lists to Make You Smile”!

Let’s face it: lists rule our lives. To-do lists, shopping lists, bucket lists… but today, it’s all about the giggle list.
Whether you’re a serial planner or a professional procrastinator, this one’s for you.

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Check This Out: 101 List Jokes That’ll Make You LOL

Check This Out: 101 List Jokes That’ll Make You LOL

  1. My to-do list is like a Hydra—cross off one task, and three more appear.
  2. I put “make a to-do list” on my to-do list just to feel accomplished.
  3. I made a to-do list. Step one: Procrastinate. Step two: Panic.
  4. I love crossing things off my list… even if I didn’t do them.
  5. My to-do list has been pending so long, it’s eligible for retirement.
  6. My list is so long, it filed for emotional support.
  7. I put “wake up” on my to-do list just so I can start strong.
  8. My to-do list has commitment issues. Nothing ever gets serious.
  9. My to-do list and I are in a toxic relationship—I give, it takes.
  10. I looked at my to-do list and immediately needed a nap.

Shopping jokes about lists to Tick Off Your Funny Bone

  1. I make a shopping list, then freestyle like a jazz musician.
  2. My shopping list is just an excuse to roam the snack aisle.
  3. I went in for toilet paper. I came out with a kayak. Thanks, list.
  4. My shopping list lied. It didn’t mention cookies… but I knew.
  5. Shopping without a list is like treasure hunting without a map—delicious chaos.
  6. I use my shopping list to remember what not to buy.
  7. I bring a list to the store to feel responsible before I ignore it.
  8. My grocery list: 1. Kale. 2. Ice cream (for surviving the kale).
  9. My shopping list is written in invisible ink—apparently.
Bucket List Jokes You Can Count On: 101 Times Got Funny

Bucket List Jokes You Can Count On: 101 Times Got Funny

  1. My bucket list has dust on it… and spiders.
  2. My bucket list is mostly naps and snacks. Living the dream.
  3. My bucket list: 1. Skydiving. 2. Delete #1.
  4. I crossed something off my bucket list—turns out it was just laundry.
  5. My bucket list is more like a thimble list.
  6. My bucket list includes “write a bucket list.”
  7. My bucket list got tired just looking at itself.
  8. My bucket list and my bank account had a falling out.
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Listicle & Buzzfeed-Style Jokes Might Cause Laughter

  1. 10 reasons why I hate listicles. Number 7 will not surprise you.
  2. I clicked a listicle and now I live here.
  3. Listicles: Because paragraphs are too mainstream.
  4. Every listicle ends with “And one bonus tip!” Like a bad magician.
  5. I read a listicle called “Top 10 Ways to Waste Time.” Mission accomplished.
  6. My spirit animal is a Buzzfeed quiz.
  7. I ranked my favorite listicles… in a listicle.
  8. Listicles are like potato chips—you can’t stop at one, and they make you feel greasy inside.
  9. Listicles: because “thinking” is so 2005.
  10. My autobiography will be titled “25 Things I Regret Clicking.”
Meta List Jokes So Good, You’ll Forget Your Own To-Do List

Meta List Jokes So Good, You’ll Forget Your Own To-Do List

  1. I made a list of lists I need to make. It’s recursive.
  2. My favorite list is “reasons I love lists.”
  3. I made a list of reasons why my lists never work. It was accurate but depressing.
  4. I have a list of my favorite lists. It’s very exclusive.
  5. I got lost in a list about getting organized. Ironic.
  6. I’m writing a list of things to stop listing.
  7. My meta-list includes “stop making lists.” But it’s #12, so I never get there.
  8. I started a minimalist list. It has one item: “Stop making lists.”
  9. My list of lists is now a flowchart.
  10. I need a list just to manage my list anxiety.

The Ultimate Digital Lists Jokes (Because Why Not?)

  1. I made a digital to-do list… then lost it in 47 tabs.
  2. My app reminds me to check my to-do list. I remind it I’m not ready.
  3. Siri, add “ignore all responsibilities” to my list.
  4. I synced my to-do list with my calendar. Now I know exactly when I’m failing.
  5. I created a cloud-based list. Now even heaven knows I’m lazy.
  6. My phone autocorrected “laundry” to “lasagna.” Guess what I’m doing.
  7. I accidentally shared my grocery list with the entire office. Now everyone wants pizza.
  8. I downloaded a list app to feel productive. Now I need one for deleting apps.
  9. My smartwatch buzzed to remind me to check my to-do list. I threw it out the window.
Memory & Forgetfulness List Jokes Check. All 101 of Them

Memory & Forgetfulness List Jokes Check. All 101 of Them

  1. I make lists so I don’t forget. Then forget I made a list.
  2. I lost my list, so I made a new one: “Find old list.”
  3. I forgot what this list was about. Oh well. Add “remember” to the list.
  4. I made a list of passwords. Now I can’t find the list. Or remember the passwords.
  5. I put my list in a “safe place.” It now lives in Narnia.
  6. My fridge is 90% list magnets, 10% regret.
  7. I found an old list in my coat pocket. Past me was ambitious. And delusional.
  8. I made a reminder to check my list. Then snoozed it for a week.
  9. My memory foam mattress is better at remembering my lists than I am.

Ridiculous jokes about lists Items Were Funnier Than They Had Any Right to Be

  1. My list says “buy unicorn dust.” I need to stop shopping while dreaming.
  2. My list includes “tame dragon.” Optimistic much?
  3. I once put “be less dramatic” on my list… IN ALL CAPS.
  4. I listed “world domination” right under “get milk.”
  5. My grocery list: kale, sadness, regret, and Cheetos.
  6. I added “teleport” to my errands. Why not?
  7. My list has “invent time machine.” I’ve been postponing that one.
  8. “Learn to juggle flaming swords” was not a wise addition.
  9. “Ask neighbor about the ducks” is both mysterious and terrifying.
  10. My list is one part chores, two parts existential crisis.
You’ll Never Look at a To-Do List the Same After These Overwhelmed List Jokes

You’ll Never Look at a To-Do List the Same After These Overwhelmed jokes about lists

  1. I looked at my list and immediately needed therapy.
  2. My list is so long, I printed it on a scroll.
  3. My to-do list just filed a harassment complaint.
  4. I tried to organize my list. Now it’s a spreadsheet of despair.
  5. My list made a list of complaints about me.
  6. My to-do list is now self-aware. It’s judging me.
  7. I cried over my list. It cried back.
  8. My list got into a fight with my calendar. I stayed out of it.
  9. My to-do list is so scary, I named it “Voldemort.”
  10. I have more unfinished lists than unfinished goals. It’s a talent.

Productivity Humor That Understands Your Productivity Struggles

  1. Productivity tip: Make a list. Then admire it. That counts.
  2. My productivity plan is making lists and hoping magic happens.
  3. My list has more structure than my life.
  4. I got so productive, I made a list of productivity hacks I’ll never follow.
  5. Step 1: Make list. Step 2: Feel tired. Step 3: Nap.
  6. Every productivity list ends with “don’t overthink it,” which I overthink.
  7. I use lists to avoid doing real work.
  8. My daily list includes “look busy.” Nailed it.
  9. I made a list of ways to boost focus. Immediately got distracted.
  10. My productivity list gave up and became a doodle.
Dark Humor Lists: This Is Your Article

Dark Humor Lists: This Is Your Article

  1. My list of enemies is more organized than my budget.
  2. My bucket list now includes “fake my death and live in a lighthouse.”
  3. My will is just a list of Netflix passwords.
  4. I made a hit list, but it’s just people who text “k.”
  5. My Halloween list is: 1. Candy. 2. Regret. 3. Diabetic coma.
  6. My therapist asked for a goals list. I gave her a grocery list instead.
  7. My anxiety made a list before I even woke up.
  8. My funeral will feature a list of my favorite snacks.
  9. If I had a nickel for every list I ignored, I’d have a coin collection instead of a plan.

101 Reasons Why Your List Isn’t Getting Done (And They’re All Hilarious)

  1. My list is in Latin. Don’t ask.
  2. I wrote a list in crayon. Now it’s modern art.
  3. My dog made a list. It just says “squirrel” 37 times.
  4. My plant’s list includes “stop forgetting to water me.”
  5. I make lists like I’m paid per bullet point.
  6. My motivational list includes “scream into pillow.”
  7. I made a list of ways to impress people. Step one: burn this list.
  8. I gave my list to a psychic. She said “Yikes.”
  9. My list is cursed. Everything on it multiplies.
  10. This list has 120 jokes. I’ve officially run out of puns… or have I?
This List of 101 Jokes About Lists Might Be the Only One You Finish

This List of 101 jokes about lists Might Be the Only One You Finish

And there you have it—101 jokes checked off, one laugh at a time.
You may not have done your laundry, paid your bills, or replied to that one email from 3 weeks ago…
…but hey, you made it through the funniest checklist ever.

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Shared with your list-loving friends?

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