101 tasteless jokes to make you smile
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Tasteless jokes have no filter, no shame, and definitely no nutritional value. And yes… you’re probably going to laugh at way too many of them. Whether you’re here to test your moral compass or just looking for a reason to cackle at something you definitely *shouldn’t*, these 101 jokes are ready to make your inner gremlin giggle. Laugh responsibly — or at least, don’t tell your mom where you found this.

Tasteless Jokes That’ll Get You Laughing

Tasteless Jokes That’ll Get You Laughing

  1. Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded?
    Because people are dying to get in.
  2. I broke up with my microwave.
    It just couldn’t handle my emotional leftovers.
  3. My uncle died doing what he loved…
    Getting struck by lightning.
  4. I got kicked out of the hospital nursery.
    Apparently, “Which one is the refund counter?” isn’t funny.
  5. What’s red and bad for your teeth?
    A brick.
  6. I finally quit drinking.
    After I ran out.
  7. My diet is like my ex.
    It ghosted me and then showed up when I least expected it.
  8. I named my dog “5 miles”
    So I can say I walk 5 miles every day.
  9. I tried to catch fog yesterday.
    Mist.
  10. What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs playing in the leaves?
    Russell.

Wrong, Yet So Right: 101 Tasteless Jokes You Shouldn’t Laugh At

  1. I hate funerals.
    They’re so dead inside.
  2. I told my grandma to act her age.
    She died.
  3. My girlfriend dumped me because I’m too childish.
    So I crashed her Lego house.
  4. What’s the worst part about being a psychic with amnesia?
    You never see it coming.
  5. I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
    Complete waste of money. All it does is stare and clap.
  6. The best part of Alzheimer’s?
    You get to hide your own Easter eggs.
  7. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
    Because they taste funny.
  8. My grandfather has the heart of a lion…
    And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
  9. I asked Siri why I’m still single.
    It opened the front camera.
  10. What’s worse than ants in your pants?
    Uncles.
Hilarious Tasteless Jokes Ahead. Enter at Your Own Risk!

Hilarious Tasteless Jokes Ahead. Enter at Your Own Risk!

  1. I hate people who take drugs…
    Customs agents, mostly.
  2. I had a dream I was a muffler.
    I woke up exhausted.
  3. What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
    The wheelchair.
  4. What’s the difference between an orphan and a boomerang?
    The boomerang comes back.
  5. Why did the emo kid cross the road?
    To get hit by a bus.
  6. I was addicted to the hokey pokey…
    But I turned myself around.
  7. What’s white and can’t climb trees?
    A fridge.
  8. My dog used to chase people on bikes…
    So I took his bike away.
  9. If life gives you melons…
    You might be dyslexic.
  10. Why did the baby cross the road?
    It was stapled to the chicken.
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Edgy jokes That’ll Make You Spit Your Drink

  1. My ex said I never listen.
    Or something like that.
  2. What’s 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and makes girls gag?
    Your toothbrush, if you’re brushing correctly.
  3. I used to be a people person…
    But people ruined that for me.
  4. Why did Hitler commit suicide?
    He saw his gas bill.
  5. What’s the hardest part about skydiving?
    The ground.
  6. I bought a suicide vest from IKEA.
    Instructions were confusing, but the final bang was worth it.
  7. What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
    You can’t jelly a clown into an elevator shaft.
  8. How do you blindfold an Asian?
    With dental floss. (Very tasteless, tread carefully)
  9. I’m not racist.
    I hate everyone equally.
  10. Why don’t orphans play baseball?
    Because they don’t know where home is.
101 Tasteless Jokes You’ll Regret Laughing At (But Still Will)

101 Tasteless Jokes You’ll Regret Laughing At (But Still Will)

  1. My favorite outdoor activity is pretending to like people.
  2. My grandfather died peacefully in his sleep.
    Unlike the passengers in his car.
  3. Why don’t vegetarians moan during sex?
    Because they don’t like meat.
  4. I tried to donate blood…
    But they said my blood alcohol was too high.
  5. What’s blue and doesn’t fit in?
    A dead baby in a pool.
  6. My friend thinks he’s smart.
    He said onions are the only food that makes you cry…
    So I threw a coconut at his face.
  7. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
    The Holocaust.
  8. I asked my priest for forgiveness…
    He said, “Again?”
  9. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
    Because she’ll let it go.
  10. I called my suicide hotline…
    They put me on hold.

Hilarious: 101 Tasteless Jokes to Test Your Soul

  1. What’s the most disappointing birthday gift?
    Being born.
  2. Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
    You’d leave too if your name was “Mrmrmmmghhh.”
  3. I don’t see my grandma anymore.
    She’s great at hide-and-seek. Also, dead.
  4. I have the body of a god.
    Too bad it’s Buddha.
  5. What’s the difference between a pizza and my girlfriend?
    Pizza doesn’t scream when it’s in the oven.
  6. I have a step-ladder.
    I never knew my real ladder.
  7. Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 feet of a school?
    He’s dead.
  8. My mom told me to follow my dreams.
    So I went back to bed.
  9. What’s funnier than a dead baby?
    A dead baby in a clown costume.
  10. I bought a mood ring.
    It turns black when I’m dead inside.
101 Tasteless Jokes That’ll Make You Question Everything

101 Tasteless Jokes That’ll Make You Question Everything

  1. I have a new girlfriend.
    She’s imaginary, but she’s real to me and my other personalities.
  2. I’m in shape.
    Unfortunately, that shape is a potato.
  3. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A carrot.
    (Hey, they can’t all be war crimes.)
  4. My sex life is like my Wi-Fi signal.
    Weak and easily interrupted.
  5. I tried online dating.
    But the Wi-Fi in the cemetery was weak.
  6. I’m not saying your baby is ugly…
    I’m just saying you should be arrested for biological terrorism.
  7. What do you call a kid in a wheelchair at a nudist camp?
    Rollin’ with the homies.
  8. My friend asked if I wanted to hear a dead baby joke.
    I said, “Only if it’s still warm.”
  9. I used to be pro-life…
    Then I met my cousin’s kid.
  10. What do you get when you cross a joke with a war crime?
    This list.

Laugh Now, Apologize Later with inappropriate punchlines

  1. My love life is like a horror movie.
    Bloody, tragic, and everyone dies in the end.
  2. I’m writing a suicide note in Comic Sans.
    I want people to know I died laughing.
  3. My relationship status is like Windows XP.
    Dead, but I refuse to upgrade.
  4. I burned 2,000 calories today.
    I left my pizza in the oven.
  5. I tried to marry my vacuum.
    But it sucks.
  6. Why do ghosts never lie?
    Because you can see right through them.
  7. I’m not a morning person.
    Or an afternoon person. Or a people person.
  8. How do you make holy water?
    Boil the hell out of it.
  9. Why are there gates around cemeteries?
    Because people are dying to get in.
  10. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather…
    Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
101 Tasteless Jokes for the Morally Flexible

101 Tasteless Jokes for the Morally Flexible

  1. If at first you don’t succeed…
    Then skydiving isn’t for you.
  2. What’s the last thing to go through a fly’s mind when it hits a windshield?
    Its butt.
  3. I thought about becoming a nihilist…
    But what’s the point?
  4. I went to a psychic and knocked on her door.
    She yelled, “Who is it?”
  5. My dog ran away yesterday.
    So I celebrated.
  6. I can hold my breath for 10 minutes…
    If you don’t mind me being dead.
  7. I joined a support group for antisocial people.
    We haven’t met yet.
  8. What’s worse than having diarrhea in public?
    Having confidence.
  9. My wife said I never buy her flowers.
    I didn’t even know she sold them.
  10. What’s worse than waking up next to your ex?
    Waking up next to their lawyer.

Twisted jokes That Go Too Far

  1. I wish I was a cat.
    They get to knock things off shelves and people still love them.
  2. The best part of hitting rock bottom?
    At least it’s solid.
  3. I told my therapist I have abandonment issues. She said, “Not this again,” and logged off Zoom.
  4. My dating life is like a haunted house — lots of screaming, bad decisions, and nobody makes it out happy.
  5. My confidence is like a dad on a milk run — it left in 2003 and hasn’t been seen since.
  6. I tried stand-up comedy. The crowd stood up too… and left.
  7. My gym membership is like my childhood dreams — paid for, never used.
  8. I got ghosted so hard, I needed an exorcist.
  9. I told my grandma I wanted to be an influencer. She started praying.
  10. I asked my doctor if stress can kill. He just smiled and handed me his bill.
  11. My parents said I could be anything. So I became a disappointment — professionally.
  12. My diet is going great. I’ve lost all hope and self-esteem.
The Dark Side of Comedy: 101 Tasteless Jokes You’ll Love

The Dark Side of Comedy: 101 Tasteless Jokes You’ll Love

  1. I took a DNA test. Turns out I’m 60% sarcasm, 30% regret, and 10% expired mayonnaise.
  2. They say laughter is the best medicine. Tell that to the ICU.
  3. My job is like a hostage situation — I show up every day, and no one negotiates for me.
  4. I bought a mood ring. It turned black and filed a restraining order.
  5. I tried meditation. My brain responded with a full-length panic attack.
  6. My social skills are like dial-up internet — loud, slow, and embarrassing.
  7. I named my anxiety “Spotify” — always playing, rarely helpful.
  8. I told my date I have baggage. She didn’t expect it to be carry-on trauma.
  9. My therapist says I need to “sit with my feelings.” I told her I prefer to ghost them.
  10. I’ve been doing hot yoga. Mostly just panicking in a sauna.
  11. I asked Siri for life advice. She just played Linkin Park.
  12. I joined a support group for people who talk to themselves. It’s just me and me.
  13. My emotional support animal quit last week.
  14. I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every moment of it… until it texts back.
  15. I made a vision board. Now it’s just a dartboard.

Hilarious? Also Yes. 101 Tasteless Jokes Inside

  1. My ex said I’m emotionally unavailable. Joke’s on her — I’m everything unavailable.
  2. My favorite cardio is running from commitment.
  3. I was voted “Most Likely to Overshare” in therapy.
  4. I asked Alexa how to feel joy. She replied, “I’m not programmed for miracles.”
  5. I got rejected from a self-help group. They said I was too far gone.
  6. My bank account and self-worth are in a race to the bottom.
  7. I told my mom I’m fine. She called an ambulance.
  8. My spirit animal is a raccoon — anxious, nocturnal, and rooting through garbage.
  9. I finally found my dream job — it’s the one I’m avoiding by scrolling memes.
  10. My conscience took a leave of absence. HR said it’s not coming back.

Crude humor That Could Ruin Friendships (But Are So Worth It)

  1. I’m not saying I have issues, but even my imaginary friend ghosted me.
  2. I tried to manifest success. Now I just have glitter and disappointment.
  3. I thought I hit rock bottom. Then I found a basement.
  4. My fashion sense is “emotional breakdown chic.”
  5. I started journaling. Now my notebook needs therapy too.
  6. My life is a rom-com — just without the romance or comedy.
  7. I finally found someone who understands me — it’s a stray cat I met at 2 a.m.
  8. I believe in karma — that’s why I’m nervous all the time.
  9. I asked the universe for a sign. It sent me my browser history.
  10. My sleep schedule is less of a schedule, more of a chaotic suggestion.
  11. I’m not an attention-seeker. I just loudly cry in public places for sport.
The Roast of Tasteless Jokes for Brave Souls

The Roast of Tasteless Jokes for Brave Souls

Wow. You made it to the end. Either you have a truly twisted sense of humor… or you dropped your phone and this just kept playing. Either way, thanks for surviving 101 tasteless jokes. Feel free to send this to someone you love—or someone you want to lose. Until next time, stay questionable.

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