Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to our Thanksgiving jokes and laugh fest! Today, we’re serving up a platter of puns and chuckles, and a side of silliness. So, loosen your belt buckles, and let’s carve into some humor that’s tastier than grandma’s stuffing!”

1. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
2. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, Google, Google!
3. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
4. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
5. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
6. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
7. Why did the cranberries turn down a chance to play football? They didn’t want to get sauced!
8. Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play!
9. What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
10. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
11. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The tur-key!
12. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather!
13. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because it had the best drumsticks!
14. Why did the cranberry sauce blush? Because it saw the turkey dressing!
15. What’s the most musical part of a turkey? The drumsticks!
16. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
17. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t chicken again!
18. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, Google, Google!”
19. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
20. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!

Turkey Talk: Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes for the Dinner Table

1. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
2. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
3. What kind of key doesn’t open locks? A turkey!
4. Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off!
5. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
6. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather!
7. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t chicken again!
8. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, Google, Google!”
9. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
10. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
11. What do you call a turkey with an evil spirit? Poultry-geist!
12. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
13. What kind of key doesn’t open locks? A turkey!
14. Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off!
15. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
16. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
17. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
18. What did the cranberries say to the turkey? What’s red, delicious, and soon to be on your plate?
19. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, Google, Google!”
20. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!

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Stuffing & Giggles: A Collection of Thanksgiving Jokes

1. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
2. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
3. Why did the cranberries turn red? They saw the turkey dressing!
4. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
5. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
6. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
7. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
8. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
9. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
10. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot!
11. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t chicken.
12. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
13. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot!
14. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
15. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “Don’t gobble me!”
16. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To keep it sharp!
17. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, gobble, Google!”
18. Why did the cranberry turn down a date? It was saucy enough!
19. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Iced gobble-cream!
20. What do you call a turkey that’s not hungry? Stuffed!

Feast on Fun: Gratful Jokes to Share Around the Table

1. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
2. Why did the turkey go to school? To get buttered up!
3. Why did the turkey go to the stadium? To cheer on the drumsticks!
4. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, Google, Google!”
5. What did the cranberries say to the turkey? “What’s red, delicious, and soon to be on your plate?”
6. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatch it!
7. What did the cranberries say to the turkey? “Quit cranming my style!”
8. Why don’t turkeys like talking to Pilgrims? Because they use fowl language!
9. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
10. What’s the turkey’s favorite game on Thanksgiving? Hide and seek – they know they’re good at it!
11. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot!
12. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
13. Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play!
14. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
15. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
16. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The tur-key!
17. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather!
18. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken – again!
19. Why did the turkey refuse to eat dessert? It was already stuffed!
20. Why don’t turkeys ever fight in pairs? They prefer to have the drumsticks all to themselves!

Grateful for Guffaws: Thanksgiving Jokes to Keep the Family Laughing

1. What’s a turkey’s favorite movie genre? Fowl-ty pleasure films!
2. What’s a turkey’s favorite song? “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gobbler!
3. Why did the turkey sit on the gravy boat? It wanted to sail through dinner smoothly!
4. Why did the cranberry sauce blush? It saw the turkey undressing!
5. Why did the turkey sit at the piano? To play some drumsticks!
6. Why was the turkey asked to leave the Thanksgiving party? It was too fowl-mouthed!
7. What did the turkey say when it saw the Thanksgiving spread? Gobble, gobble, feast for the beak!
8. Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so expensive? It was a poultry in motion!
9. What’s a turkey’s favorite pre-dinner exercise? The wing-stretch!
10. Why don’t turkeys ever get lost? They always follow their “gobble” compass!
11. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of footwear? Gobble boots!
12. Why did the turkey refuse to wear a hat? It didn’t want to be “capped” before dinner!
13. Why did the turkey break up with its drumstick? It wanted a wingman instead!
14. Why don’t turkeys ever win at hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
15. What did the turkey say to the vegetable platter? “Lettuce make peace.”
16. Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks for it!
17. What’s a turkey’s favorite game at Thanksgiving? Duck, duck, turkey!
18. Why did the turkey sit on the pumpkin? It wanted to squash it!
19. What do you call a turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

Wrap on our Thanksgiving giggle train!

I hope these Thanksgiving jokes have stuffed you with joy and topped off your evening with laughter. Remember, calories from laughter don’t count, so feel free to take seconds. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone, and may your hearts be as full as your bellies!”