101 anime jokes to make you smile
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Let’s face it—anime can be an emotional rollercoaster, but sometimes all you need is a solid laugh to recharge your chakra. That’s why we’ve gathered 101 anime jokes that would make even Levi crack a smile. Welcome to the ultimate collection of 101 anime jokes guaranteed to make you laugh harder than a filler episode with a beach scene. Ready your lungs—because these jokes don’t hold back.

101 Anime Jokes That’ll Make Even Sasuke Crack a Smile

101 Anime Jokes That’ll Make Even Sasuke Crack a Smile

  1. Why don’t anime characters ever get lost?
    Because they always follow the plot.
  2. What’s an anime character’s favorite type of bread?
    Nani-toast.
  3. Why do anime villains never win?
    Because they monologue longer than their health bars.
  4. What’s the most dangerous food in anime?
    Rice balls—someone’s always dying after eating one.
  5. Why do anime characters never wear watches?
    Because it’s always time to power up.
  6. What’s an anime fan’s favorite instrument?
    The Otaku-lele.
  7. What do you call an anime character who can’t stop singing?
    A Bleach Boy.
  8. Why did the anime boy cross the road?
    To protect his childhood friend on the other side.
  9. What does an anime girl say during tax season?
    “Notice me, IRS!”

Waifu & Husbando Jokes May Cause Spontaneous Kawaii Giggles

  1. I told my waifu I loved her.
    She replied: “That’s episode 24, baka!”
  2. What’s the difference between my waifu and my real-life crush?
    One exists… and the other isn’t even in my league.
  3. I tried introducing my husbando to my parents.
    Mom said, “Why is he 2D?”
  4. My waifu is hotter than yours.
    Literally. She’s a fire mage.
Shonen Jokes That Hit Harder Than a One Punch Man Slap

Shonen Jokes That Hit Harder Than a One Punch Man Slap

  1. Why did Goku go to therapy?
    Because he has Super Saiyan issues.
  2. Naruto opened a bakery.
    All the rolls have shadow clones.
  3. I challenged Luffy to arm wrestling.
    I’m still flying.
  4. Why doesn’t Light Yagami play Scrabble?
    He keeps writing people’s names.
  5. Why is Zoro always broke?
    He can’t find the bank.
  6. How does Deku take notes?
    With Full Cowl Calligraphy.
  7. Why did Ichigo get detention?
    He brought a Zanpakutō to gym class.
  8. Why doesn’t One Punch Man use shampoo?
    Because he already has Saitama-head.
  9. Goku doesn’t need Wi-Fi.
    He just Instant Transmissions his data.
  10. Why did All Might go to the beach?
    Because HE IS HERE… for a tan!
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Isekai Jokes You’ll Laugh So Hard

  1. I got hit by a truck and reincarnated…
    …into debt.
  2. I thought I was in an isekai.
    Turns out, I just moved to Ohio.
  3. My new life in another world is great.
    Except taxes followed me there.
  4. In my last life, I was a potato.
    Now I’m a legendary snack hero.
  5. I brought modern knowledge to the fantasy world.
    They still use dial-up.
Otaku Life Jokes Funnier Than a Beach Episode

Otaku Life Jokes Funnier Than a Beach Episode

  1. My crush said I need to be more realistic.
    So I started watching slice-of-life anime.
  2. I downloaded 300GB of anime last night.
    My router evolved into a Digimon.
  3. I cosplay as a responsible adult.
    It’s low-budget.
  4. I ran like Naruto once…
    Straight into a wall.
  5. I watched so much anime, my cat evolved into a sidekick.
  6. I clean my room like a shonen arc:
    Long, dramatic, and mostly filler.
  7. I tried to explain anime to grandma.
    Now she ships Goku and Pikachu.
  8. I told my date I watch anime.
    Now she’s my waifu.
  9. I only date anime girls.
    Because rejection is less painful in subtitles.
  10. My job?
    Defending anime on the internet 24/7.

School & Slice of Life Anime Jokes Gags You Need

  1. Why did the anime student fail math?
    He kept looking for plot instead of the X.
  2. The anime classroom had no chairs.
    Everyone sat in dramatic poses.
  3. My school life isn’t like anime.
    Nobody’s confessed to me under a cherry blossom tree.
  4. I joined the cooking club in anime.
    Now I explode when I taste soup.
  5. I sneezed in a slice-of-life anime.
    Three characters caught feelings.
Villain & Plot Twist Jokes That’ll Have You Laughing in Every Language

Villain & Plot Twist Jokes That’ll Have You Laughing in Every Language

  1. Anime villains have the best skincare.
    No hero ever has that flawless glow.
  2. Why do anime villains love talking?
    Because their attack takes 12 episodes to charge.
  3. I watched an anime with a twist ending.
    Turns out I was the antagonist.
  4. That awkward moment when the villain has a better backstory than the protagonist.
  5. I trust anime villains more than anime moms.

Anime Tropes & Meta Jokes That’ll Have You Screaming “NANI?!”

  1. I blinked during a power-up scene.
    Missed two episodes.
  2. Why do anime girls fall on guys?
    Gravity. And fan service.
  3. Every anime has three things:
    Beach episode, hot springs, and emotional trauma.
  4. Anime logic: Fall from a building? You’re fine. Confess your love? Dead.
  5. You know it’s serious when the screen turns black and white.
  6. Anime trope law: Glasses = Genius. Or pervert. No in-between.
  7. If I had a dollar for every time an anime character said “NANI?!”,
    I’d buy Crunchyroll.
  8. I dropped my pen dramatically.
    Three students fell in love with me.
  9. Anime nosebleeds should be considered a medical condition.
  10. Every anime school has at least one rooftop fight, one transfer student, and one world-ending secret.
Anime Crossovers for Laugh Levels Over 9000!

Anime Crossovers for Laugh Levels Over 9000!

  1. If Naruto ran into Goku…
    He’d just Believe it! and fly off.
  2. Pikachu tried to go Super Saiyan.
    Now he just yells “Pikachuuuuu!” louder.
  3. Why did Luffy join the Straw Hats?
    Because Sailor Moon turned him down.
  4. Ghibli + Attack on Titan = My Neighbor is a Titan.
  5. Death Note and Cooking Mama crossover:
    Write recipe. Kill taste buds.
  6. I watched Demon Slayer and K-On! back to back.
    Now I have musical PTSD.
  7. One Piece + Evangelion =
    You activate Gear 5 but cry the whole time.
  8. Detective Conan vs. Kira:
    The real winner? Ryuk, from popcorn sales.

JoJo Jokes So Funny, Even L Would Smile

  1. JoJo characters don’t walk.
    They menace.
  2. I tried to strike a JoJo pose.
    Now I have scoliosis.
  3. I asked for directions in Italy.
    Got punched by Giorno.
  4. JoJo logic: If you’re confused, it’s working.
  5. I don’t fight.
    I ZA WARUDO and leave.
Short One-Liner Puns That’ll Break Your Serious Anime Face

Short One-Liner Puns That’ll Break Your Serious Anime Face

  1. My anime addiction is Naruto-rious.
  2. I’m totally Otaku-ver it.
  3. I’m not single—I’m on hiatus.
  4. Don’t worry, it’s just filler feelings.
  5. I have trust issues—Blame the plot twist.
  6. I’m training to be a hero.
    Still stuck in my beach episode arc.
  7. My love life’s a shonen anime:
    Lots of action, no kissing.
  8. I got ghosted…
    Must be a Tokyo Ghoul.
  9. I only cry to anime.
    And onions. But mostly anime.
  10. My wardrobe is just cosplay and regret.

More Jokes for Hardcore Fans Who’ve Watched 10,000 Episodes

  1. I once dated someone who didn’t watch anime.
    That arc got cancelled.
  2. I tried cooking like in Food Wars.
    Now my neighbors know my shame.
  3. You can tell I’m watching anime.
    My snacks are gone and my soul is full.
  4. Tried to power up like Goku.
    Pulled a muscle instead.
  5. What’s faster than light?
    Skipping the opening for the 900th time.
  6. Anime taught me life lessons.
    And how to make instant noodles gourmet.
  7. I learned Japanese from subtitles.
    I now speak fluent “Tasukete!”
  8. The anime character finally kissed.
    Roll credits.
  9. The main character lost his parents?
    Yup, it’s time for greatness.
  10. Why are anime moms so rare?
    Because the dad needed character development.
These 101 Anime Jokes Are Your New Comfort Arc

These 101 Anime Jokes Are Your New Comfort Arc

  1. Kawaii? More like cry-y-y.
  2. My therapist said anime isn’t real.
    So I switched therapists.
  3. I gave up romance.
    Now I collect Nendoroids.
  4. Anime fans don’t sleep.
    They binge-rest.
  5. Life’s not fair—unless it’s dubbed.
  6. I don’t have baggage.
    I have 300 GB of downloaded anime.
  7. I tried dating.
    Anime still wins.
  8. Anime logic: CPR is a kiss.
  9. Plot armor > Real armor.
  10. Who needs a gym when you can train in 10x gravity?
  11. I cosplayed as depression once.
    No one noticed.
  12. My mood changes like anime openings.

101 Anime Jokes Even a Joestar Would Approve Of

  1. I yell “baka!” at pigeons.
    Feels right.
  2. My hero? Studio Ghibli.
  3. I fell in love…
    With a filler character.
  4. That awkward moment when your ship sinks… canonically.
  5. Crunchyroll and chill?
  6. I got rejected.
    I call it my tragic backstory.
  7. Anime cured my sadness.
    And then gave it back in Episode 12.
  8. My life’s a harem anime.
    Except it’s just me… and snacks.
  9. If you die in the anime dream…
    You still wake up crying.
  10. That moment when the theme song slaps harder than life.
  11. I don’t watch anime.
    I live anime.
  12. I can’t come out tonight.
    I’m in the middle of a boss fight arc.
  13. Anime didn’t just raise me.
    It power-leveled me.
Ready Your Laugh Track: 101 Anime Jokes Just Dropped

Ready Your Laugh Track: 101 Anime Jokes Just Dropped

We’ve reached the end of our laugh-filled anime arc, and if your smile muscles are sore, we call that a critical hit. Remember: life is better with subtitles, exaggerated expressions, and a whole lot of humor. Stay tuned for the sequel—because every great series deserves a second season of jokes! Like stand-up? Love surprises? Hit up ToPHypeJokes now.