Welcome to “Say Cheese: 101 Hilarious Cheese Jokes to Make You Smile” — your ultimate guide to cheesy humor that’s sure to spread laughter!

Cutting the Cheese: 101 Sliceable Jokes

1. What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam.
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
3. Why don’t cheeses ever win races? Because they always come in brie-f.
4. Why did the wheel of cheese refuse to get sliced? It had grater plans.
5. How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
6. What’s a pirate’s favorite cheese? Chedd-AARRRR!
7. Why was the cheese actor so good? Because he knew how to curdle the audience.
8. How do you handle dangerous cheese? Caerphilly.
9. What cheese do you use to entice someone onto a horse? Blue cheese!
10. Why did the cheese lose a job interview? He wasn’t gouda-nough.
11. What did one cheese tell the other during a disaster? We have to brie strong!
12. What type of cheese survives a nuclear explosion? De brie.
13. What did the mom cheese tell the kid cheese when he got to school? Brie good!
14. What kind of music does cheese listen to? R & Brie.
15. Why couldn’t the cheese sleep? Because of all the nightmares!

The Big Cheese: 101 Jokes for Dairy Lovers

1. What do you call cheese that’s a bit sad? Blue cheese.
2. How does cheese stay informed? It reads the noose-papers.
3. Why did the cheese stop playing poker? Too much at steak and it couldn’t deal with the cheddar.
4. What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone.
5. What do you call an exploding cheese? A brie-b!
6. Which cheese is the most religious? Swiss, because it’s holy!
7. What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow? Blue cheese!
8. Why do cheeses make excellent detectives? They always find the whey.
9. What’s a cheese’s favorite type of music? String quartet!
10. What cheese can perform miracles? Swissus!
11. Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Because of baby cheese-us!
12. What do you call an angry cheese? Fuming cheese.
13. How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Use blue cheese.
14. What do you call cheese that’s a bit neurotic? String cheese.
15. What cheese do you use to get someone out of bed? Rise and shine, Ricotta!

Cheese the Day: 101 Puns to Make You Melt!

1. What cheese loves to go shopping? Cheedar.
2. What did the cheesy motivational speaker say? “Brie-lieve in yourself!”
3. Why was the cheese board at the party so calm? It was composed of mature cheeses.
4. How does a cheese flirt? It feels grate and isn’t afraid to show it!
5. What do you call a philosophical cheese? Parme-thought-an.
6. What type of cheese writes poetry? Poet-ricotta.
7. Why was the cheese late to work? It got stuck in a traffic jam-on.
8. What do you call an assertive cheese? Mozza-rella in command.
9. How do you stop someone from stealing your cheese? Install a security curd.
10. Why do cheeses never yell? They don’t want to spoil their gouda nature.
11. How does cheese introduce itself in France? Brie-jour!
12. What type of cheese goes to every party? Social swiss.
13. Why do cheeses love winter? Because it’s fondue season!
14. What do you call a cheese from the Middle East? Halou-me!
15. What’s a cheese’s favorite village? Stilton.

Grate Times: 101 Cheesy Jokes for the Soul

1. How do you describe an expensive cheese? Rich and creamy.
2. What cheese do you use in a haunted house? Mozzarella-aaargh!
3. What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? That was a close squeak!
4. What do you call cheese that writes its own checks? Swiss-accounts.
5. What’s a cheese’s way to paint? With a fine brie-stle brush.
6. Why was the cheese comedian so successful? He knew how to slice it just right!
7. What cheese can you disguise yourself with? Mask-arponi.
8. Why did the cheese go to therapy? It had too many bleus.
9. What do you call a cheese that isn’t serious? Silly string cheese.
10. What cheese do you use to lure a bear back into the woods? Camem-bait!
11. How do you know when a cheese is rich? When it has a lot of green backs.
12. What did the romantic cheese say? I’m fond of you.
13. What type of cheese has a good sense of direction? Compass-cheese!
14. Why don’t cheeses sweat the small stuff? They have too much mozza on their plates.
15. What cheese is always lost? Where-dam cheese.

Cheesy Chuckles: 101 Puns for Cheese Aficionados

1. Why did the cheese meditate? To find inner peas.
2. What cheese is always ready for a photo? Say cheese!
3. What do you call a cheese that likes to spin? Dizzy Lizzie cheese.
4. How did the cheese professor start his class? “Let’s brie-gin!”
5. What do you call an artistic cheese? Craft Singles.
6. Why did the cheese join the gym? To get shredded.
7. What cheese never wins at poker? The one that always folds.
8. What do you call a cheese who is a lawyer? Grilled-cheese attorney.
9. What do you get when a cheese takes its time? Aging Gouda.
10. What do you call a cheese made by cats? Purrmesan.
11. What cheese is used by cowboys? Monterey Jack.
12. What cheese is known for being a bit nuts? Almondbert.
13. Why was the cheese comic always interrupted? His jokes were too cheesy.
14. What do you call a cheese that writes songs? Brie-once.
15. What do you call cheese that can see the future? Prophetic Cheese.

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Spread the Laugh: 101 Cheesy Jokes to Share

1. How do you organize a party in space? You planet with moon cheese.
2. What cheese goes around a castle? Moat-zzarella.
3. What’s a cheese’s favorite car? Chevrolet.
4. What did the cheese say to its friend after a makeover? Looking Gouda!
5. Why was the cheese taking a nap? It was exhausted from being gouda all day.
6. What did the cheese say when it finally got in the fridge? “That was a grueling trip!”
7. What do you call a cheese that can change color? Chameleon-bert.
8. Why do cheeses love history? They’re particularly fond of the grate times.
9. What did the cheese detective say? “I’ve got to get to the bottom of this casein.”
10. Why don’t cheeses gamble? They hate losing their whey.
11. How do you compliment a cheese? Say, “You’re looking sharp!”
12. What did the cheese yell at its kid at the park? “Swiss! Slide over here!”
13. Why was the cheese actor so successful? Because he knew how to slice up the scene.
14. What’s a cheese’s favorite kitchen tool? The grater.
15. Why did the cheese start a band? It had the perfect rind for music.

Cheeseboard of Humor: 101 Jokes to Keep You Rolling

1. What cheese is made from the milk of forgetful cows? I can’t remember.
2. What do you call an eccentric cheese? Quirkyso.
3. Why did the cheese lose at hide and seek? Because it stank at hiding.
4. What do you call cheese that’s good at yoga? Stretcherella.
5. How does a Japanese cheese say hello? “Ohio, Gouda Morning!”
6. What’s a cheese’s favorite type of music? Rhythm and Bleus.
7. Why was the cheese so calm during the storm? It was too cool to melt down.
8. What did the philosophical cheese ask? “To brie or not to brie?”
9. What’s a cheese’s favorite painting? The Moona Lisa.
10. Why did the cheese refuse the dessert? It was too sweet and not enough tart.
11. What do you call a religious cheese? Swiss-tian.
12. How do you know a cheese is in love? It’s always blushing with rosy rinds.
13. What do you call a cheesy pickup line? A feta-accompli!
14. Why did the cheese cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.
15. What do you call a sarcastic cheese? Sarcasmozzarella.

Cheddar Off Laughing: 101 Jokes for Cheese Lovers

1. What’s a cheese’s favorite magazine? Cosmopoli-tan!
2. Why was the cheese so smart? Because it was well-aged and cultured.
3. What did the mommy cheese say to the baby cheese? “It’s pasteur bedtime!”
4. What did the cheese say in the morning? “Have a gouda day!”
5. Why did the cheese look sad? Because it felt blue.
6. What’s a cheese’s favorite type of movie? Anything but a Melt-drama.
7. Why don’t cheeses like to party in hot weather? They’re not fans of the melt down.
8. What do you call cheese that loves literature? Brie-ding books.
9. What did the cheese say when it got attacked by several knives? “This is un-brie-lievable!”
10. How did the cheese propose to its girlfriend? “Will you brie mine?”
11. Why was the cheese comedian booed off stage? His jokes were too cheesy.
12. What do you call a lazy cheese? Provolazy.
13. Why did the cheese start an argument? It had too many sharp opinions.
14. What’s a cheese’s favorite street to live on? Cheddar Lane.
15. How do you know if a cheese is rich? It lives in a gated curd-munity.

Cheesy Puns: 101 Reasons to Smile

1. What’s a cheese’s least favorite chore? Shredding documents.
2. Why did the cheese cry during the movie? It was a soft tale.
3. What do you call a confused cheese? Disoriented and feta up.
4. Why do cheeses make terrible liars? Because you can see right through their holes.
5. What did the cheese say to its friend who got a haircut? “Looking sharp, cheddar!”
6. Why don’t cheeses like summer camp? Too much roasting and toasting.
7. What’s a cheese’s favorite exercise? The curd-lift.
8. Why did the cheese avoid the kitchen? It didn’t want to melt under pressure.
9. What do you call cheese that’s an excellent mimic? Copycat cheese.
10. How do you impress a cheese? Brie charming!
11. What’s a cheese’s favorite dance move? The brie-spin.
12. Why did the cheese enroll in music classes? To improve its compos-cheese-tion skills.
13. What do you call a cheese who is a successful entrepreneur? Feta-nomics expert.
14. How do you motivate a cheese? Just say, “You can brie anything you want!”
15. Why did the cheese lose the race? It started off with a crumbly start.

The Big Cheese: A Collection of Whey Too Funny Jokes

1. What cheese do you use to hide an elephant? Mammoth cheese.
2. What’s a cheese’s favorite type of checkup? A dairy-sis.
3. What do you call cheese on a diet? Slim cheese.
4. What do you call a cheese that likes to swing? Gouda on the ropes!
5. Why did the cheese get promoted? Because it was always up for a challenge.
6. What do you call a cheese that’s a little crazy? Cracker cheese.
7. How do you make a cheese giggle? Tickle it with a feather!
8. Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced? It had greater aspirations.
9. What did the cheese say during the scary movie? “I’m feta up with this suspense!”
10. What cheese is always ready for adventure? Mozzarell-adventurous.
11. What do you call a cheese that writes poetry? Edgar Allen Provolone.
12. Why was the cheese so good at basketball? Because it always shoots swisses.
13. How does a cheese greet its friends? “What’s gouda?”
14. Why don’t cheeses make good musicians? They tend to play too sharp.
15. What did the romantic cheese say? “You make my heart melt.”

Say Cheese! A Snapshot of Dairy Good Humor

1. What type of cheese is the most curious? Whysconsin.
2. How do you get a cheese to perform its best? Encourage it to brie itself.
3. What did the cheese say when it got its photo taken? “I’m looking extra sharp today!”
4. What’s a cheese’s favorite direction? Wheyst!
5. Why was the cheese so peaceful? It was non-dairy-tional.
6. What did the cheese do when it saw a robbery? It stood brie-still.
7. How do cheeses stay fit? By doing daily curd-lifts.
8. What do you call a cheese that always wins in court? A legal-brief cheese.
9. Why did the cheese go to art school? To learn how to draw-mozzarella.
10. What did the cheese say when it was accused of being lazy? “That’s not true, I’m always on the brie-go!”
11. What do you call cheese that’s afraid of the dark? Mozzafraidy.
12. Why did the cheese join the orchestra? Because it had a lot of gouda notes.
13. How do you describe an old cheese? Past-its-prime-ason!
14. What did the cheese say to its friend at the gym? “Looking grate, keep it up!”
15. Why don’t cheeses sweat the details? They like to keep things briezy.
16. What did the cheese say when it finished meditating? “That was gouda for the soul.”

Outro of “Say Cheese: 101 Hilarious Cheese Jokes to Make You Smile”

Thank you for indulging in “Say Cheese: 101 Hilarious Cheese Jokes to Make You Smile.” We hope these jokes and many others on my YouTube channel added a slice of joy to your day and a bit of laughter to your lips.

Remember, life is always better when you’re laughing—and even better when cheese is involved! So keep sharing these cheesy jokes, and let the good times roll. Until next time, keep it cheesy and always remember to smile!